To Our New President

I'm so excited about our president. Ridiculously. I don't even know to explain it. The people across the street were firing their guns in joy. It was actually kinda scary. And no one showed up to class. Anyway, I'm thinking of sending in a very important letter to Barack as follows:

Dear Barack,

Please don't fuck up.

Love, Ariel

P.S. No, seriously.

I'm sure other people echo my sentiments.